“Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.”
“When you see all of the smoke billowing up from the Democrats, ladies and gentlemen, I'd follow the advice of their nominee: Don't Inhale .”
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.”
“Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.”
“Let us be Diana's foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions of the moon.”
“You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the Internal Revenue Service out of the kindness of my heart.”
“According to my boss, there are fewer and fewer gentlemen in business and more thugs.”
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