“How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.”
“The MRI scan looked like I had swallowed a cantaloupe. It was an abdominal aortic aneurysm. I was shocked because, except for the back pain, I felt good.”
“Your old virginity is like one of our French withered pears: it looks ill, it eats dryly.”
“Here we go round the prickly pear / At five o'clock in the morning.”
“We're hoping they'll rejuvenate the pear market.”
“I live my life as if I were to die today, and when they ask me at the pearly gates how I lived my life; I'll point to him and say, I did it his way; the James Dean way.”
“We see him walking through the Pearly Gates tipping his hat.”
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