“Who gets two years on something like this? I've got first offenders getting more than that.”
“If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed”
“I'll not willingly offend, Nor be easily offended; What's amiss I'll strive to mend, And endure what can't be mended”
“Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.”
“Forgive all who have offended you, not for them, but for yourself.”
“When 'Sixteen Candles' first came out I was totally offended by the girl in the brace, but I saw the movie recently and I laughed so hard I cried,”
“We have every indication that as a first offender, and as a person of his background, he's not going to spend one day in jail.”
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