“Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.”
“There's nothing funnier than the human animal.”
“In the past, a lot of beer ads were about sex and pretty women. But these are funnier; they reach a broader audience - they reach everybody.”
“The only thing that would have been funnier is if he picked up a bottle and took a drink of water like nothing happened.”
“got funnier and funnier.”
“I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.”
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person”
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