“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
“The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.”
“Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
““Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.””
Jane J Hauck
““All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.””
““An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.””
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