“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you”
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“The passage of time is relative to which side of the bathroom door you are.”
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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