“Let's not talk about it. I might throw up while I'm talking.”
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.”
“I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments.”
“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”
“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
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