“People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
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“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
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