“I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!”
“Never run in the rain with you're socks on”
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
“I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.”
“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”
“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks”
“It's actually just a sock. We all have spare socks lying around the house and you just stuff the sock. We just stuffed this one with paper towels. Fold the top down to make a little hat.”
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