“I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.”
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“Hate me if you want, you have my permission.”
Aerial Nicole Mitchell
“Old Hob was lately married in the Night, What needed Day, his fair young Wife is light.”
“I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot.”
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