“You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.”
“I said, 'Where's the baby?' He wouldn't answer me. I went in my room, which has a crib, picked him up and he was lifeless.”
“When given a free lunch, don't crib about the lack of salt!”
“You rock him to a drowsy state, doesn't take long. He's tired, put him in crib we leave the room.”
“She's back into a crib,”
“Everybody just started rushing out of the house and they didn't realize that my nephew was still inside the crib until after they all got out. And then it was too late.”
“She's back into a crib.”
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