“Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle”
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
“ Sometimes i lay down and stare at the stars. When i see a shooting star
....i run the fuck away....because its not a shooting star...its a rocket....because im in Afghanistan”
“ I wish i was Michael Bubble, not because of his voice, but because hes not in Afghanistan...”
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