“Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle”
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
“"If the Count from Sesame Street where to count my body parts, it would take his at least 6 seconds to count my stomach”
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