“Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.”
“What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.”
“How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives, while their husbands shop for fame and glory”
“A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife”
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke
“An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.”
“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced”
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