“Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!”
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“Hotter than the Artic”
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