“An ounce of wit is worth a pound of argument”
“A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“I seem to be having one of those don't fuck with me days.. Oh too late.. You spoke.”
“Do not question the Genius of my stupidity!”
Gemimah S. Colliwald Cornilia*
“Perhaps the ocean doesn't have a sense of humor?”
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