“May you get to heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead”
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
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