“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.”
“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”
“Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.”
“That was the second hardest thing I had to do. I had to hold it. I had to pee so bad, but there was a big line in front of me and I had to hold it.”
“We're going to pee in cups, guys.”
“I know you are, but what am I? [As Pee-Wee Herman]”
“A ground ball to Pee Wee, and they weren't Bums anymore.”
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