“Now they're getting so politically correct you can't even stick your tongue out at somebody.”
“We live in an age of excessive sensitivity but insufficient courage.”
“I poop. You poop. We all poop. So why on TV is it only politically correct for cartoon bears to talk about dingle berries and other toilet paper related issues?”
“My conscience hath a thousand several tongues, And every tongue brings in a several tale, And every tale condemns me for a villain”
“BATTLE, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.”
“I've a head like a concertina, I've a tongue like a button-stick, / I've a mouth like an old potato, and I'm more than a little sick.”
“Mr. Hobson may certainly be correct, and his tongue may very well have been planted firmly in his cheek.”
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