“I am not a scientist. I am, rather, an impresario of scientists.”
“Scientists investigate that which already is;Engineers create that which has never been.'”
“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
“And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)”
“The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance - the idea that anything is possible.”
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
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