“You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother”
“You drink the syrup, I just cough. my intelligence is humble, your stupidity is a show off.”
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Its strange how some people ignore the logic just because they believe what they like to believe and ignore the truth.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.”
Charles Caleb Colton
“It's not like I've been just sitting around eating myself stupid.”
Harley Gregory Jr
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