“I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
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“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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