“When I met David Beckham I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face”
“I lick my fingers because I don't like when my hands get slick. Licking my fingers helps me keep a good grip on the ball.”
“I guess more players lick themselves that are ever licked by an opposing team. The first thing any man has to know is how to handle himself.”
“I was about ready to quit, ... and he started licking my face to make me snap out of it. He knew I was going, but he wouldn't let me go.”
“She gets very anxious and starts licking his face and rubbing her cheek on his cheek.”
“Man, that little dog came running across the yard. He about licked my face off.”
“I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man”
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