“There is definitely more rotation in my pants now that I'm famous. The minute they look slightly used, I bin them.”
“I may have a feather duster down my pants.”
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?”
“If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.”
“It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.”
“They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'”
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