“I guess they spray out the urine and fake out the probation officer.”
“Our officers have been urinating and defecating in the basement of Harrah's Casino, ... They have been going in stores to feed themselves.”
“It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.”
“Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car”
“We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.”
“Let him not eat, dressed with one garment only, let him not bathe naked, let him not void urine on a road, on ashes, or in a cow pen.”
“According to B urine samples that have been around for years, the French publication L'Equipe is reporting that Warren Sapp tested positive for a turkey drumstick in 1999.”
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