“According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
“By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.”
“Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer”
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