“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
“Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
“Your'e going to hate me in a minute.
Why waste time?”
“no matter how bad things might seem, they can't be any better, they can't be any worse, cause that's the way things fuckin' are and ya better get used to it nancy, so quit your bitchin.”
“You can not help being ugly, but you could stay home.”
Paul Melvin Detmer
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