“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
“Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
“Your'e going to hate me in a minute.
Why waste time?”
“Why watch soap operas when you can live one instead.”
“Some people are sadly oblivious to the fact that knowing how to say something negative or sarcastic does not in any way equal knowing how to say something that is actually intelligent or useful.”
Mike E. Knezevich, Jr.
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