“We're having a full-fledged roommate cleaning of the casa.”
Ben Johnson (student)
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
“I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.”
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
“There's a learning process. You're definitely a different roommate in your 30s than you are in your 20s.”
“All they gave my roommate was Benadryl, ... I wanted to see a real doctor.”
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