“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“The only way I will have a baby for your trifling ass is if you put your sperm in a turkey baster so I can impregnate myself”
“Your worries are not here to serve you, but to disturb you...”
Philip T. M.
“Let's talk about "Worry", actually let's talk about forgetting our worries!”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
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