“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.”
“New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.”
George Bernard Shaw
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
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