“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“The age of consent should be that of which country you where born”
Nathan Elmo Melo
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