“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“Trying to decide if you love a work of art is like trying to decide if you love a person, if you have to think about it, its not love.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
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