“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
“Laws are in place to protect people, Last time i checked Love wasn't a crime, It was Embraced”
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
“Christianity is a world that is a great sculptor's shop. We are the statues and there a rumor going around the shop that some of us are some day going to come to life.”
“Have you noticed there are no interesting people in heaven? -- Just a hint to the girls as to where they can find their salvation.”
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