“I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up”
“Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.”
“I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet”
“The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.”
“God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.”
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