“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“I've never met a worker who wanted a buyout package instead of a job. It is not a happy situation.”
“His wife is just the sweetest person, just about the nicest person you every met, ... She has that sweet soprano voice. They sang together. They were just inseparable. He was her whole life.”
“I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.”
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