“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“It´s special, ... That´s the place where I met my first wife and where my second wife (lived). I´m not going to lie and say it´s just another game for me. It´s not.”
“I've never met a worker who wanted a buyout package instead of a job. It is not a happy situation.”
“I'm happy when they told me I had been traded to the Mets. I think this team has a lot of opportunities for me.”
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