“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”
“The side of his face had gone numb so he went to a dentist, but was told he should see a doctor as well.”
“So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'”
“If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!”
“Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.”
“If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.”
John Maynard Keynes
“Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.”
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