“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend”
““An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.””
““All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.””
““Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.””
Jane J Hauck
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
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