“I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
“A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.”
“Netball is an outlet - an escape from the humdrum. There's nothing gives me such a kick. Well, nothing except vodka.”
“Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up”
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