“Bobby was there by himself, downstairs and had gone to sleep and had gone to bed and got excited by a bunch of intruders.”
“People are so stubborn they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flowers.”
“People are so ungrateful they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flowers just because a few flowers are dead.”
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.”
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
“In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.”
“I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.”
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