“While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.”
“People are so ungrateful they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flowers just because a few flowers are dead.”
“People are so stubborn they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flowers.”
“In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.”
“Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.”
“My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.”
“Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.”
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