“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'”
“I grew up in a family much like the 'Jerry Springer Show,'”
“In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.”
“Well, it's a bit Jerry Springer (as in 'Jerry Springer Show') in that aspect,”
“Don't whiz on the electric fence”
“He's a real nice, hardworking guy. We don't begrudge him anything. But, gee whiz, we can't just ignore this. We're not doing our job if we do.”
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