“I'm sorry they're disbanding. The Bag Ladies have been such an institution in the fight against HIV. They set themselves up for ridicule but they overcome it.”
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
“Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.”
“I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.”
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
“The Patriot Act requires all financial institutions to set up identification procedures to protect our country from terrorism and money laundering.”
“It's not that journals need to be more careful. Institutions need to be set up so that we don't produce this problem.”
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