“My last words to members were 'let's vote yes, let's get into bed together, I hope you respect me in the morning'.”
“People are so ungrateful they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flowers just because a few flowers are dead.”
“People are so stubborn they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flowers.”
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.”
“I HAVE AWAKEN! Are you? Are you just treating your life as if you're asleep? F*CK, WAKE. UP. and smell the beautiful fragrance called LIFE!”
Rodel Natividad Casio
“A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.”
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me.After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”
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