“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”
“We once succsessfully breeded a bull dog and a shitzu, and we called it a bull shit.”
Jeff Danials from Dumb and Dumber
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.”
“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”
“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
Calvin & Hobbes
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