“Two solipsists walk into a bar, and one says to the other...”
“We already shut one bar down, and we're asking that the other bars take for granted that we are taking this stuff seriously. If you're going to sell to kids, we'll take your license as well.”
“I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band!”
“This is one of the main bars in Savannah, so we try to come by and get a drink - well, maybe several.”
“You never know what's going to happen. One team could go in there and everything goes their way. But barring that happening, we feel like it'll be a great football game.”
“If I see one more taco bar I think I am going to go crazy.”
“When Do We Eat? Guy walks into a bar ...”
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