“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”
“A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.”
“I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?”
“I smoke so many cigarettes, there's no way I could have a glossy lipstick.”
“Now everyone's decided that all lesbians wear lipstick!”
“I do wear lipstick because when I suddenly get pale or green, it seems whole blood goes away.”
“Before I put another notch in my lipstick case, you better make sure you put me in my place.”
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