“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“You have to carry a suitcase full of spare assholes for every time you have to bend over and take it.”
Big Ray Morrow
“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
“I'm kind of a huge asshole and....”
“Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.”
“Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher...”
“Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one!”
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