“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
“Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.”
“Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one!”
“Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher...”
“I'm kind of a huge asshole and....”
“He was very much an asshole before he was in the wheelchair.”
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