“When this house was built, there was probably a lady's bedroom and a gentleman's bedroom. The lady would have had a dressing room off to the side, and she probably had a dressing assistant.”
“The higher you are, the farther you fall, the longer the walk, the farther you crawl.”
“I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.”
“When we first built the place, I was big on the bathrooms. I figure if we could keep the ladies happy, we'd be good.”
“I left my house at 5 p.m. When I got out of my house, I saw this lady standing outside of her condo on the sidewalk looking at me with an aggressive look.”
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
“It was just a whimsical idea that escalated when so many crazy ladies took it up.”
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