“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
bobbi lynn coglizer
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”
George Bernard Shaw
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