“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“Kinda jealous of Felicia, that chick is always going somewhere.”
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
bobbi lynn coglizer
“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
“Only food that can provide sugar, salt and fat to microbial communities of his gut is pizza so his mind always craves for pizza.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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