“I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.”
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”
“O innocent victims of Cupid,Remember this terse little verse:To let a fool kiss you is stupid,To let a kiss fool you is worse.”
E. Y. Harburg
“It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.”
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