“Red dress, strappy shoes? wow. She's really staring at you. - Shit. - And she seems to be crying.Less happy. I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini”
“He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.”
“The first draft of anything is shit”
“One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys”
“the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
“Where there is a stink of shit there is a smell of being”
“I got so much tarter i dont gotta dip my fishsticks in shit!”
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